Fight Chix

Im not trying to be a ninja unless of course there is the actual training for it. But I'm 18 and in good condition. I want to learn to fight like a ninja ... or as in evil residet Chix. I want to learn as mad ninja skills. Or Batman as skills. but I am not training as in Batman Begins w / drugs and crazy ninja formalized. Any form of figthing you know who are cool crazy?

To be a ninja there are two things you can do:

1) Go in time to feudal Japan, where the ninjas existed.
2) Become a ninja turtle, and you train master splinter.

The Chix in Resident Evil is a fictional character, who had a "virus" that made her superhuman combat style is fu Hollywood, no, there will be no anythinig as effective, so that will enemies just stupid.

Batman is a fictional character, it consists of several martial arts.

For "Crazy Cool" looking for martial arts, you can check and wushu capoeira, they look really cool, and are a great workout, but also not very effective at "Kick Butt" is debatable for the effectiveness of martial arts, I recommend the following:

for striking: muay thai boxing, san shou, Kyokushin Karate and Shidokan.

for decision: judo, jiu-jitsu, wrestling, sambo.

Good luck!

Join the Navy SEALs or other special forces

No one but the army will train you to kill, then you will need to create your own training program.

Join the army and being a scout cavalry, or be a sniper in the police

Consult your local dojo (martial arts school). Ask them to sit down, sit and watch how the instructors and Sensei treat their students. Do they treat them with respect? Most martial arts dojo is good, with relatively little bad. You do not need mad skills Ninja, Ninja were (are?), Assassin's! Once you have real power, you want to protect, not bad! You really do not want to kill people, it sticks with you throughout your life, and removes a bit of your humanity!

with the Turtles of course! okay okay just kidding, sorry I could not resist

so there are two places ... the moon or my ranch

Ninja have been ashamed / .... Samurai's loose

Most training involves Ninja distract the enemy or to withdraw them quickly and flee.

I would go to various schools of martial arts. Usually, you can sit and watch the class or you can try a class free. Look at what they do and you can decide who you like best.

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