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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first stage of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same type of fruit. Thus, the three men separate ways to gather fruits.

The first came back and told the king: "I brought apples ten years." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to push the fruits of your butt without any expression on your face or you will be ate. "

The first apple went in. .. but the second he winced in pain, so he was killed.

The second came and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he said it should be easy. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 .... and the bay of the ninth, he laughed and was killed.

The first type and the second guy met in heaven. The first asked, "Why do you laugh, you almost got away?" The second replied: "I could not help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He's bored with all the shops. He prefers to get in and out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here is a letter sent to his bank.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the last six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We can not tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you in our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was Shopping> Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in carts of people when they were not looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in the wares of the House to go off at intervals of 5 minutes.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the toilet.

4. July 19: an employee walked up and said in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares .. and saw what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the service desk and asked to put a bag of M & M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Setting up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he had to invite them if they will put pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When an employee asks if they can help him, he starts crying and asks: "Why can not you leave me alone?

9. October 4: Right examined the security camera, used it as a mirror, and took his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. December 3: rushed into the store very suspicious humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: hidden in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "Pick Me!" "To look for me!"

14. December 21: When an announcement was made on the loudspeaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "No, no! These are voices still !!!!"

15. December 23: I went into a fitting room, shut the door waited a while, then> shouted loudly: "There is no toilet paper here!"


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I thought they were both good but the second was my favorite x

and the second is not a joke ... it has no punchline, then i, d go with the first.

you completely copied the second joke from someone.